Letās be honest š®āšØ, nothing hurts like watching your salary land today and vanish faster than PHCN light during a Champions League final. One minute youāre basking in the glow of that ācredit alertā notification, the next youāre at your favourite restaurant, buying data, and sorting āurgentā necessities that apparently could not wait.
Then the mental gymnastics beginš¤øš¾.
āAbeg, itās not me ā itās this economy jare! If I just “japa”Ā to somewhere better, where pay is solid, prices are normal, and my village people canāt find my location, “life go soft.”šš¾šā
My dear, please snap out of that daydream before ādeluluā becomes the āsoluluā and gives you even more wahalaš¤§.
Because that gutāpunch moment when you check your account and whisper, āWho turned on disappearing money mode?ā, reality check ā the culprit might just be you. The good news is you can flip the script.
Hereās how to move from āmoney controlling meā to āI run this bagā:
- Know your Income: Not just the money youāre paid from work š¼. Focus on the part that actually stays in your control after the bills, transport, and mustāpay stuff.
Example: If you earn ā¦100k but only ā¦20k remains after expenses, that ā¦20k is your kingdom. Know how often it arrives and whether itās steady. Your game plan starts from there.
- Budget Wisely: Budgeting isnāt punishment ooo š š¾
Itās power over your money. Decide ahead what every naira will do. Essentials first (food, rent, transport, data), then rank whatās left by priority.
And yes, add a line for enjoyment. Because if you cut āsoft lifeā entirely, youāll blow up your own plan faster than you can say āLagos trafficā.
- Save that money: Instead of waiting till you have plenty, throw in what you can, even if itās loose change š«°š¾. Spending the little you have on something unimportant will end up as wasted potential, but gradually piling it all together will give it purposeš.
- Dream it, track it: Set clear financial goals and monitor your progress. New phone? Travel fund? Emergency stash? Write it down, check in often. When the āabeg, forget itā thoughts creep in, that vision will keep you focused.
- Manage debt: Some debts are just financial black holes š³ļø. If you must borrow, make sure you use it for an asset like a business and not a liability like a phoneš¶š¾š®āšØ. Check your ability to pay back the loan so as not to ruin your credit score.
- INVEST: Leaving cash idle is like leaving suya outside overnight ā the value will disappear. Explore investments like bonds, mutual funds, stocks, and pensions. They grow over time, but always weigh the risks before jumping in.
- Protect your assets: Ā Life happens, especially when itās unexpectedš¬. Maybe a phone drop, a car accident or a hospital bill. Get legit insurance to protect what matters: health, life, car, property. A single click or accident shouldnāt wipe you out.
- Set boundaries: Say no to every random hangout, impulsive online cart, or āurgentā loan to impress. Trends will pass, but brokenness is a longāterm vibe you donāt want.
āSet those boundaries today so your tomorrow can chop life šā
Enjoying life is a must, but not at the cost of financial chaos. Managing your money isnāt about being stingy; itās about being smart enough to call the shots and striking a balance.
Youāre the CEO of your own wallet, and every naira should answer to you.
āBecause, abeg, nor be everyday you go dey soak garri till your eyes dey pain you ā the shege youāve seen is enoughš.ā
Now itās time to start seeing results ā

